It matters not how straight the gate, how charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.
I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.
— Robin Williams from World’s Greatest Dad
This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions
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No one ever said EMTs were mature
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If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this
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